Wisp Forest: Templar does ВДВ day!

Story time! Gather round, children, and someone pls get that piss flap sammich outta the way, I accidentally sat on it and now my pants look like Kenny attempted an intercourse with them.

So, this morning at around 10 I woke up to some fags drunk cries. It appears someone stuck a piece of paper on the windshield of his car. He was pissed and was walking around shouting obscenities at the guy who did it. Templar got pissed and called the cops. 30 [s]years[/s] minutes later still no cops. Templar called again, and the dispatcher woman said she was gonna tell 'em to hurry up. Okay, at last cops appear. They check the guys papers then try to reason with him. I'd expect them to beat him up and take him to the monkey pens, but alas. It seems that being ВДВ (russian airborne) makes him a bit more special than Templar himself, who, a couple of years ago, got stuffed into a police car and taken to the cells to spend the rest of New years night there.

Anyway, Templar knew there was gonna be some activity in the Gorky Park that day, so he headed that way.

There was some shitty concert, lots of guys in white-n-blue striped shirts, and an exhibition of army tech, as well as some fire trucks, bikes, etc.
The Tigr:

The back side of a Tiger jeep:

The intestines of a fire truck:

Fuck yeah field dismemberment kit:

People could freely get inside any of the vehicles. Here inside the Tiger:

Shiney&Chrome!

This warboy's path is nearing it's end:

Fire bike!

Some huge ass war machine:

And this is what it looks like from the back:

An older military jeep:

And inside it:

Some bikers attended the event:

The army set up a couple of recruitment tents. Basically the procedure is as follows: if you are a russian male, they take you to the tent (by force) and make you disassemble&assemble a Kalashnikov. If you can't do it as fast as 40 seconds or less, you're going to the military for a year. Good luck, comrade. And yes, they don't care if you are seven years old: